everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??
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feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck
Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
if u ever feel stupid just remember that one time me and my family were on an elevator for 15 minutes panicking and thinking we were stuck only to find out that none of us had pressed any buttons when we first got on
imagine if in gym they gave us horses
and the game was to see who could stay on for the longest
guess who would win
(hint: probably not the people who think you just sit there)
“I dreamt of us in another life.”
— Depeche Mode (via quotemadness)
Maybe you can afford to wait. Maybe for you there’s a tomorrow. Maybe for you there’s one thousand tomorrows, or three thousand, or ten, so much time you can bathe in it, roll around it, let it slide like coins through you fingers. So much time you can waste it.
But for some of us there’s only today. And the truth is, you never really know.
Modern technology is making us anti-social!




It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.
nothing will ever even come close to touching the humor + perfect execution of the question “is jake gyllenhaal gay?” being met with the response “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this”
what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.
like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again
Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us
Thank you, air resistance, for allowing us to die in normal ways like eating a peanut or being so old our body stops working.
That is not a fun fact
like eating a peanut
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#you know everyone #no that is not a good thing trUST me
@officialdorfkind can you confirm?
i wish i could say no but all i can say is yes

